Just Die Already Steam

Just Die Already is an old people mayhem
sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator.

You are an old retired person in a near future where people
aren’t having any children. There isn’t anyone to pay for pensions
due to those ungrateful millennials who prefer playing video games
instead of doing actual work. With no one to cover your living
costs, you – just like all other old people in this world – have no
other choice but to survive on your own.

How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just
Die Already?

To make things worse, you’ve just been kicked out of your
retirement home, and your only option now is to perform dangerous
challenges and explore the world for retirement tickets to qualify
for free retirement care.

So with society wishing you dead, isn’t it finally time
to live a little?

KEY FEATURES

• BE OLD, BE BOLD
  You get to be an old person. Angry, fragile, poor and hating the
  world: the dream you didn’t know you had until now. Finally, you
  have found something in common with your grandparents.
• BREAK A LEG… BREAK A NECK
  Discover the joys of being old and made of glass, anything can
  break you and you can break your everything.
• DON’T TRY THIS AT (RETIREMENT) HOME
  Complete dangerous challenges that you will never ever try at home
  and answer existential questions like: can you launch yourself from
  a catapult and land on someone? Or, can you survive losing your
  head, grabbing it and whacking someone with it?
• ONE MISSION: RETIRE!
  Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges, your goal? To
  qualify for a proper retirement home. That makes perfect sense.
  Word of advice: try and stay in one piece so you can enjoy it in
  the end…
• SANDBOX MULTIPLAYER
  Play alone, or with up to 4 players in online multiplayer. Complete
  challenges together, or just cause mayhem and rip your friends’
  limbs off!
• BE OLD. TWICE
  You get to be an old person. So good we said it twice.
• LIMITLESS INTERACTION
  Pick up and interact with a very wide variety of objects.
  Everything from giant trouts, trampolines, guns, electrical wiring,
  and fireworks, just to mention a few. Bazookas, axes, trombones,
  air horns and jetpacks to mention a few more. Yes they all can be
  used to hurt and maim.
• EMBRACE YOUR INNER BOOMER
  Wreak havoc on the millennial and zoomer population (we forgot
  Generation X, just like everyone else). NPCs react differently
  depending on their age – some will laugh and clap at others getting
  hurt while others will run away in terror.
• THE GAME CAN BE AS CRAZY AS YOU
  The city is filled with detailed environments, loaded with secrets
  and hidden paths, that encourage detailed exploration and quirky
  experimentation to truly see it all.
• OLD. PERSON.
  Okay that’s the last time we promise.
• FREE POST-LAUNCH PVP MODES – COMING THIS
  JUNE
  Give the boomers what they deserve by having them fight for their
  lives! Compete against your other old friends with this new
  free Player Versus Player update.Play in 4 new
  arenas, customize your game modes and start ripping each other’s
  limbs off. Brace yourself up to your nipples in your old man pants,
  this Old Vs Old mayhem competition is ON!

System requirements